Hi. I’m Kristina, Your AstroOils® Guide.

Trained by the AstroTwins, and a former contributing editor for AstroStyle, I’ve been studying the Stars since I was nine.

Yes, I downed those 1200+ page Linda Goodman books while my babysitter stared off into space and sipped her coffee in silence. (She WAS an elderly Taurus, so this made sense.)

Yes, I remember waking up on the 1st of each month—when the Internet was brand spankin’ new—as if it were Christmas…because the new Susan Miller horoscope would be out.

My copy of Jan Spiller’s New Moon Astrology is 20 years old, and I’ve written my wishes on EVERY SINGLE New Moon since I bought it as a wee college freshman at Brown University. In fact, if I don’t text my immediate family and close friends reminders of the exact time the New Moon occurs and remind them how to write THEIR wishes, I’m in MAJOR doo-doo.

I’ve always been Astrology obsessed.

But I’m also a bonafide math geek with an Ivy League degree who’s had a professional tutoring company in New York City for over a decade! 

I’d say they go hand-in-hand. When I look at a birth chart, something just clicks into place, and I’m able to channel all sorts of insight. Charts are basically energy maps with tons of Geometry, after all: the perfect analytical portal to sink deeply into my Virgo intuition.

Before I knew any better, I used to think that Essential Oils just smelled nice.

Like, “Oh, that Cinnamon smells sooo good! Give it here! Yuck, that Fennel is gross. Ewwww!”

But then a dear friend clued me into the fact that each oil doesn’t just have a distinct scent…it actually DOES STUFF. Each oil has a particular chemical profile—certain volatile aromatic compounds in it—that have myriad effects on your physical body, mental health, emotional well-being, and energetic vibration.

Aromatic Application

When you breathe in an oil, these compounds travel through your nose (olfactory glands) to your brain’s limbic system, where they actually stimulate neurotransmitter production in your brain…that goes out to the rest of your body!

Topical Application

When you apply an oil topically to the bottom of your feet (or hands, or back of the neck), the essential oil will make its way into your blood stream in about 30 seconds…and be WITHIN EVERY CELL OF YOUR BODY in roughly 22-ish minutes. Crazy right?

Internal Application

And if you ingest the oil—that’s right, many oils can be taken internally, IF they’re Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade® (CPTG®) AND the bottle says “Supplement Facts” on it—it’ll travel immediately to your internal organs quite quickly and spark chemical reactions there as well.

These chemical reactions within your body can support your physical being, change your mental perspective, and alter your emotional state AT WILL. In addition to having a unique chemical profile, each oil has a different frequency or vibration to it…which means they can help YOU raise YOUR frequency and vibration. 

Well, actually, it DOES get better than that! If you understand what’s happening in the Stars—what the energetic “weather pattern” is—and you understand how that will affect your body, mind, heart, and spirit—you can use these witchy tools to get past any resistance the Cosmos are bringing your way…or to “exponentialize” opportunities. At WILL.

Basically, you can Hack Your Horoscope™

A Word Of Warning

HOWEVER, this only works when you use the purest essential oils on the market.

Otherwise, your body will reject them from its very cell membranes, you won’t be able to ingest them, and your energetic patterns won’t budge. (Don’t believe me? I double dog dare you to do a smell test between that charlatan Lavender or Peppermint you found at that new age gift shop and MY Lavender and Peppermint! You will never be the same!)